elux:
I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen
(Source: dukesilvertrio)
who remembers this annoying bitch on hannah montana
(Source: fake-mermaid)
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
(Source: sixelya)